9. McDonald's -- New cooler coffee!
8. Starbucks -- Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchiato.
7. KFC -- We're NOT a rap group, dammit!
6. Where's Kanga? Where's Roo? They're charbroiled to satisfy you!
5. Burger King -- Did somebody say, "Give me the damn Whopper and get
Pokemon outta my face?"
4. Jack-In-The-Box -- We put the dot in E.coli.
3. Popeye's -- Buy your chicken from a real cartoon character, not an
animated dead guy.
2. Wendy's -- If Dave doesn't give a rat's ass about his cholesterol,
why should you?
... and the Number 1 New Slogan for Fast Food Restaurants:
1. Taco Bell -- Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine
the same 5 ingredients.
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Restaurant foods for takeout, catering, business meetings, team lunches, conferences, and sporting events.
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